Unka Glen

These days Christian dating has become overly complicated and far too many people have gone far too long without having a nice dating relationship. So what is a young Christian gal to do, if no Christian men appear to be asking any of the ladies out?

I offer the following three suggestions, and please, use responsibly:

1) Break something and tell him to come over and fix it. Pull something loose from the back of your TV, and make sure that by the time he fixes it, you have food all laid out (it can be takeout pizza, anything really, just something that smells good), then you tell him that he’s a genius, and would he like to stay for pizza, and watch this movie called “Star Wars” that you rented, and you’ve never seen before? Trust me, he’s not going anywhere.

2) You need to buy something for your brother/nephew/cousin, and he’s about your size. And could you come with me to the store, and help me pick something out? Of course he could, oh, and this shirt really shows off your shoulders. Try it on with these tight jeans, oh yeah, and take a little turn, mmm hmm. Oh, you’ve been so sweet, let me buy you smoothie… He’s gone past boyfriend, to your own personal male model. This is almost too easy.

3) You notice him in class, and could he come over and help you study? And yes I do always dress this nice for studying, and yes I did cook these, and yes I’m only running my fingers through your hair because I want to know what conditioner you use. Of course giving each other back rubs is a perfect way to relieve tension and focus on schoolwork. I just love studying.